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Joke Wednesday - Memory

A 90-year-old couple were having problems with their memory, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

They explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were in good health, however, the best thing to do was to start writing things down and make notes to help them to remember things.

Later that night while watching television, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure honey." She then asked him, "Don't you think that you should write it down on a note so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some chocolate syrup on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

Now irritated, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then goes down stairs to the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

Joke Wednesday - Adopted?

Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son is a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.

The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car.

Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?"

"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.

"They adopted?" he asked.

"Yes," I replied.

"I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to have kids that small."

Joke Wednesday - Adoption

The couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so, when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him."

MyCouportiera Pine Bros Scavenger Hunt

Welcome to

Pine Bros Scavenger Hunt!

How To Play

Step 1 - In the RaffleCopter below there are 2 clues for you to solve. (please note you will be looking for images)

Step 2 - In order to SOLVE the clue . . .Click on the link provided with the (clue) and it will take you to the page/ video where you can find the answer.

Step 3 - Once you've figured out the answer to both clues, come back to this page and enter your finding into the Rafflecopter and press submit.

You will have until 9pm PST (6pm EST) to enter your answers ! ! !

The winner of the day will be announced on MyCouportiera Fan Page, on the RaffleCopter below and sent an email that night. (The winner will have 48 hours to confirm the email, and fill out the prize form before we draw another winner.)

3 Winners will each Receive . . .

2/1 - Day 1

• One Puck of Wild Cherry
• One Puck of Natural Honey
• One Bag of Wild Cherry 
• One Bag of Natural Honey

 

 

 

2/2 - Day 2

• 4 Pucks of Wild Cherry
• 4 Pucks of Natural Honey
• 4 Bags of Wild Cherry 
• 4 Bags of Natural Honey

 
 

come back to this page for a NEW SET OF CLUES & NEW PRIZES from the Pine Brothers tomorrow

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MyCouportiera Pine Bros Giveaway

Over the course of the giveaway, prizes for the Pine Bros Giveaway will include: (GRAND PRIZE)

• February 3, 2012 

1. -   8 pack of Wild Cherry pucks
2. -   8 pack of Natural Honey pucks
3. -   CVS gift card for $25 (blank)
4. -   Pine Bros. reusable tote with CVS green bag tag. 

  



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Joke Wednesday - Comfortable

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.'