Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
MyCouportiera Tree Hut Scavenger Hunt Day 4
The MyCouportiera Tree Hut Daily Scavenger Hunt has begun! The event is hosted and Monitors on MyCouportiera's site!
Each day a new post will include a set of "clues" and "hints" to answer basic questions and a link to where you MAY find the answers. You simply answer a question for an entry. No pictures needed, simply finding words!
SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TODAY'S WORD(S) WILL END
AT 6:00PM PST (THAT IS 9:00PM EST) ! !
Winners & Prizes:
The winner of the day will be announced on MyCouportiera Fan Page, on the RaffleCopter on MyCouporiera Blog Page and sent an email that night. (The winner will have 48 hours to confirm the email, and fill out the prize form before another winner is drawn.)
The Prize for Thursday January 26, 2012 Scavenger Hunt will be: Tree Hut Shea Moisturizing Shower Wash
Want to enter? You may, and each day a NEW pair of clues will be listed on the page
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Joke Wednesday - Worry Job
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
"How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters."
"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?"
"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner.
"Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?"
"That," says the man, "is your first worry."
Joke Wednesday - Squeeze a Lemon
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "I'd like to try the bet"
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!! As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The scrawny little man replied "I work for the IRS."
Joke Wednesday - Grounds for Divorce
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again,"is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again,"is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me !!"
Joke Wednesday - Letter from Mom
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Joke Wednesday - Blonde Paint Job
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Joke Wednesday - Generous Lawyer
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Joke Wednesday - 0 to 200 in 60 seconds
Welcome to JOKE Wednesday
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
MyCouportiera Tree Hut Scavenger Hunt Day 3
The MyCouportiera Tree Hut Daily Scavenger Hunt has begun! The event is hosted and Monitors on MyCouportiera's site!
Each day a new post will include a set of "clues" and "hints" to answer basic questions and a link to where you MAY find the answers. You simply answer a question for an entry. No pictures needed, simply finding words!
SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TODAY'S WORD(S) WILL END
AT 6:00PM PST (THAT IS 9:00PM EST) ! !
Winners & Prizes:
The winner of the day will be announced on MyCouportiera Fan Page, on the RaffleCopter on MyCouporiera Blog Page and sent an email that night. (The winner will have 48 hours to confirm the email, and fill out the prize form before another winner is drawn.)
The Prize for Wednesday January 25, 2012 Scavenger Hunt will be: Tree Hut Shea Moisturizing Lotion
Want to enter? You may, and each day a NEW pair of clues will be listed on the page
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
2240 - SILVER PLATED AMETHYST FAIRY EARRINGS
SILVER PLATED AMETHYST FAIRY EARRINGS
Silver Plated Fairy Earrings with Amethyst Drop Stones are perfect to wear on the go! These earrings are absolutely beautiful and perfect for ANY Fairy Lover! ALSO AVAILABLE IN BLUE
Retail: $24.50
DPF Price: $16.99
ON SALE FOR $12.99
sale ends: 01/27/12
- SHIPPING IS ONLY $2.99 FOR THIS ITEM
2158 - Hello Kitty Watch
HELLO KITTY WATCH
This Hello Kitty Watch is absolutely stunning. Its even more beautiful when worn on your wrist than the photo could ever capture.
Beautifully designed with a pure white band that is sure to match any outfit and to compliment any outing.
Comes with ONE battery to ensure "Ready to Wear" ability
Comes with ONE battery to ensure "Ready to Wear" ability
Retail: $66.95
DPF Price: $39.99
ON SALE FOR $19.99
sale ends: 02/13/12
THAT'S 50% OFF
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MyCouportiera Tree Hut Scavenger Hunt Day 2
The MyCouportiera Tree Hut Daily Scavenger Hunt has begun! The event is hosted and Monitors on MyCouportiera's site!
Each day a new post will include a set of "clues" and "hints" to answer basic questions and a link to where you MAY find the answers. You simply answer a question for an entry. No pictures needed, simply finding words!
SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TODAY'S WORD(S) WILL END
AT 6:00PM PST (THAT IS 9:00PM EST) ! !
Winners & Prizes:
The winner of the day will be announced on MyCouportiera Fan Page, on the RaffleCopter on MyCouporiera Blog Page and sent an email that night. (The winner will have 48 hours to confirm the email, and fill out the prize form before another winner is drawn.)
The Prize for Tuesday January 24, 2012 Scavenger Hunt will be: Tree Hut Shae Body Butter
Want to enter? You may, and each day a NEW pair of clues will be listed on the page
Monday, January 23, 2012
Free Nuby Soother (Available in UK Only)
Free Mac & Cheese Product
Kraft will be giving away coupons for a Free Macaroni & Cheese Product. SUPPLY IS LIMITED ! ! Giveaway will run from January 23 through March 4th beginning at 12:00 pm EST, while supplies last.
- Like Them on Facebook
- Go to the Macsurance Tab
- Click "Get Coverage Now"
- Allow the App in order to gain access to the request form
MyCouportiera Tree Hut Scavenger Hunt Day 1
The MyCouportiera Tree Hut Daily Scavenger Hunt has begun! The event is hosted and Monitors on MyCouportiera's site!
Each day a new post will include a set of "clues" and "hints" to answer basic questions and a link to where you MAY find the answers. You simply answer a question for an entry. No pictures needed, simply finding words!
SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TODAY'S WORD(S) WILL END
AT 6:00PM PST (THAT IS 9:00PM EST) ! !
Winners & Prizes:
The winner of the day will be announced on MyCouportiera Fan Page, on the RaffleCopter on MyCouporiera Blog Page and sent an email that night. (The winner will have 48 hours to confirm the email, and fill out the prize form before another winner is drawn.)
The Prize for Monday January 23. 2012 Scavenger Hunt will be: Tree Hut Shae Sugar Scrub
Want to enter? You may, and each day a NEW pair of clues will be listed on the page
Cream Cheese Alfredo Sauce Recipe
This Recipe Yields 6 Servings:
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons butter
- 2 portobello mushroom caps, thinly sliced
- 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese
- 1/2 cup butter
- 1 1/2 cups milk
- 6 ounces grated Parmesan cheese, or to taste
- 1 clove garlic, crushed
- 1 tablespoon minced fresh basil leaves
- ground white pepper, to taste
Directions
- Heat 2 tablespoons of butter in a skillet over medium heat. Stir in the mushrooms; cook and stir until softened, about 5 minutes. Set aside.
- Meanwhile, melt the cream cheese and 1/2 cup of butter in a saucepan over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Stir in the milk and Parmesan cheese, mixing until smooth. Add in the garlic, basil, and white pepper. Simmer for 5 minutes, then remove the garlic. Stir in the cooked mushrooms before serving.
Amount Per Serving Calories: 464 | Total Fat: 41.6g | Cholesterol: 122mg
**Editor's Note: I poured the Cream Cheese Alfredo Sauce over Elbow Pasta and my husband absolutely LOVED the way the sauce brought out the pasta. I have also tried preparing this over bowtie pasta and they both lock in the sauce for exquisite flavor! The most recent time I diced up some (precooked) chicken and simmered it on low for the remaining 5 minutes (I left the garlic in the sauce) and then poured it over the bowtie pasta, served with a side of garlic bread and it served as the perfect easy to prepare meal! It was an excellent hit with myself and my husband (who at times can be a very picky eater)!
Recipe Taken from: Allrecipes
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